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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:02

Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Everyone loved it.
What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?
No go.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good
So they tried
IBM’s New Quantum Roadmap Brings the Bitcoin Threat Closer - Decrypt
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Samsung Is Poised to Unveil Latest Folding Smartphones on July 9 - Bloomberg
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Enhanced Box Score: Nationals 2, Cubs 0 – June 4, 2025 - Bleacher Nation
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Loons and Moons
What caused the stock market to crash?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good.
K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
share office space ...
If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
No way