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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 02:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Then came..

What are some other ways to say "you're welcome" in French besides "de rien"?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

What is the best sunscreen recommended by dermatologists in India for oily skin?

No go.

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Minds and Behinds

Sky's Courtney Vandersloot tears right ACL, will miss rest of season after leaving loss to Fever early - Yahoo Sports

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are the coolest new smart home gadgets to upgrade your living space?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good

So they tried

IBM’s New Quantum Roadmap Brings the Bitcoin Threat Closer - Decrypt

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No, not a chance

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Samsung Is Poised to Unveil Latest Folding Smartphones on July 9 - Bloomberg

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Webb telescope detects water vapor on a planet outside the solar system smaller than Neptune - Earth.com

Freaks and Cheeks

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Enhanced Box Score: Nationals 2, Cubs 0 – June 4, 2025 - Bleacher Nation

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

Loons and Moons

What caused the stock market to crash?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Still no good.

K-pop supergroup BTS nears reunion as two more members end military service - The Washington Post

So, the docs changed it to read

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

No way